Mourinho leaving? I don’t care. Before his time with Madrid we won trophies, at his time with Madrid we still won.
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Xavi

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I wonder if Jesus’s friends ever called him “Jeez” or “Young Jeezy” or “J Naz.” Naz is short for Nazareth. J Nazty. Spread the word.
his friends or companions never called him jesus. Jesus was Jewish and in the hebrew language there is no “j”. just sayin’.
I guess you’re right. They probably didn’t call him J Nazty then. I’ll let everyone know.
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Grandmas watch Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape.
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Gallagher, 44, kissed both hands of Albarn, 43, before planting a smacker on his lips in front of shocked guests including Professor Green, Cesc Fabregas, Adam Deacon and Coldplay’s Chris Martin.
Albarn, who had earlier collected the lifetime achievement award with his Blur bandmates, said: “It’s funny to think Blur were last here 17 years ago when we were big rivals. Isn’t it funny how we’ve both mellowed after all these years? We’ve buried the hatchet.”
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What’s Downton Abbey? Basically it’s about a bunch of honkeys that live in a church— or maybe it’s a museum. Either way, they don’t got wifi.